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I like to keep busy, because otherwise I'd be languishing by myself.

I get bored really fast.

I know that I have a good career and I'm really busy, but there's always that part of my mind that's like, 'You're not doing enough, nobody knows you're alive, you're failing.'

The media is a very necessary thing in our country to keep people honest.

I like being single.

I'm afraid if I start to enjoy life, the rug will be yanked out from beneath me.

I always wore a hat. They were gonna throw me out of high school because I wouldn't take my hat off. But it was just a deep insecurity about my awful hair.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I don't have jokes that I can't defend.

I have exposed so much of my own real life. Like I feel like I always try to be honest and I always try to talk about where I am at and what I want.

I am a really bad boyfriend.

Communicate and just be open with each other. Have an unpleasant talk once in a while so it does not turn into a festering resentment, which is inevitable. It has happened with every girlfriend I have ever had.

Being 'edgy' is not just cursing. There are some things socially that are just not acceptable to make fun of. Anything with race, they really won't let you do on TV unless it's completely soft.

I hate a well-lit room.

I've done 'Letterman' twice and he was friendly, he said hello as he was shaking your hand and in front of the audience, but you never spoke to him before or after.

I get away with 10 times more on 'Leno' than I would on any other show.

Wherever I go, there is definitely my audience. I would say in some places there's more of them than others, but it's one advantage to performing for a long time and building up kind of a reputation with a certain crowd.

You know, Americans think that they're such progessive and free thinkers, but we're as uptight as any other country when it comes to speech and language and content.

I don't worry about the crowds agreeing with me anymore. I want them to laugh and have a good time, but I think they can disagree with you and still enjoy it.

Lenny Bruce did clean TV. You have to be able to do that, I think, to succeed because if you want to promote something, you go on 'The Tonight Show' or 'Letterman' or whatever, you can't be dirty.

I am a degenerate, and I know that.

Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly.

Language in comedy is very violent.

Everyone has a reason why their particular sacred cow is the sacred cow to be honored.

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