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I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.'
Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
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You've got to have positives and negatives about you. I think that's a good negative, that the only thing they...
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वो तो लड़कियो का बस नही चलता ग़ालिब
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Only those who have patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the skill to do difficult things easily.
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In the mighty name of Jesus, I call forth my miracle money speedily. This day is sorted and I will...
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