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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

I know God is real.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

There's no down time any more.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

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