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I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

I think it is more a cautiousness that protects me from enthusiasm about things. I tend not to get excited. People perceive it as a scowl, which is fair enough.

Maybe I fear things going wrong so much that I pre-empt them by not getting excited about them when they appear to be. going well.

I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.

One Saturday in 1984, I walked into my first AA meeting. I went regularly for six years and only stopped when I came to realize my underlying problem was not genuine alcoholism, but depression.

I took religion much too seriously, however, and its overall effect was depressing. I would have really liked to discard it, but somehow I couldn't.

I had a longing for ritual, something I could cling to, a routine to make me feel well and contented. I hoped that reading Bible commentaries and theological critiques would nudge me closer to some kind of absolute that I could hold up as a torch to light my way.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there.'

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.

I'm not really part of any group or clique or gang because that's always been my nature.

But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of England, it feels like visiting an elderly relative. And I think it's important that part of the kids' education is knowing about the Bible.

Possibly I am difficult to live with, but I don't bring my work home much. I'm either busy or not busy. And I don't work from home. I have an office here which has a white wall. No view. I did try working in a room with a view but it was too interesting. Too distracting.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it.

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