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90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

A weak man can’t love a strong woman, he won’t know what to do with her.

Jealousy is a terrible disease… Get well soon!

Why don’t you understand me as my iPhone does?

Do u practice being this ugly?

Plastic surgery is trash. Yet, in your case, I would recommend you to go ahead.

Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves; because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

I love my girl, but sometimes I wonder what she’s thinking.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

My girlfriend has enough jewelry to open her own store.

Are your parent’s siblings?

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.

Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

Hi, stalker. I’m still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me.

I’m not throwing shade, I overshadow you.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh, wait that’s your face.

I guess you prove that even God makes mistakes sometimes.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

No matter how much my girlfriend works out, she still can’t open a jar to save her life.

Can’t gets me on the line so they hang me out to dry for it.

To my haters, don’t worry about my life, it ain’t for you.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate if you are at all.

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

If you don’t like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me?

I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

Bitch, you’re like Monday, nobody likes you.

I refuse to have a battle of wits… with someone who is unarmed.

Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Being hated isn’t easy, you know. You just cannot falter meeting their expectations.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

We know that mirrors are not able to speak. In your case, you ought to feel lucky that they are neither able to laugh.

I’m just wondering… Being stupid is a kind of your profession or have you been born with this talent?

People of your kind make having a middle finger reasonable.

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

I’ve never seen my girl madder than when I hid her favorite lipstick.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

I’m sure there are some haters out there, but I just put my blinders on.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

Silly me, expecting too much from people again.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Do it for the people who want to see you fail.

Man has a will, but a woman has her way.

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead and the other unborn.

Haters keep on hating, cause somebody’s gotta do it.

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Mix with people with a good attitude.

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, but in your case, Go ahead.

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