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I was always rewarded for being funny. I liked being funny.

My whole life, I knew that I was going to be funny for a living.

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My comedy is a bit cartoonlike, if I really think about it.

I think part of being Jewish is that innate desire to question things. Rabbis sit around all day and question the Torah. Giving yourself the room to question things, in a religion, just breeds thinking.

The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.

I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military.

Standup is a tough job and a gritty job.

I'm always looking for bigger audiences and bigger stages. Really, however I can reach my fans is what will make me happy - well, I'll actually probably never be happy.

I'm going to die unhappy. That's how artists roll!

I believe in always having a lot of irons in the fire.

My hair is just like five pieces of very soft straw that needs managing. I touch my hair a lot, and that makes it crazy.

It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.

I don't think anyone leaves Las Vegas rejuvenated, their skin shining, their bank accounts glowing. No one leaves Vegas, like, 'I didn't make one mistake. That felt great. Back to work.'

Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

I've built a career on evenly entertaining men and women. And I'm kind of known for not making either side feel bad.

Getting on stage and screaming at all Republicans does nothing more than isolate people.

I think people have to understand that 'empowering' for women doesn't mean negating men.

My passion in life isn't politics. It truly is connecting to people and women.

You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time.

I've never been a dirty comic.

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