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Hairy Quotes

Funny quotes about being hairy

These quotes take a light, self-aware tone about body hair, including how film and TV standards have shifted, a theme shared with Identity quotes.

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.

Quotes by Nick Offerman

I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy.

Quotes by Jason Statham

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

Quotes by Cornelia Funke

Emotion Quotes

Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.

Quotes by Charles Darwin

I really am not that hairy on my body. It's weird.

Quotes by Brett Gelman

I'm always hairy. I swear too much.

Quotes by Alexa Chung

Frequently Asked Questions

What do these hairy quotes focus on?
They focus on body hair, including how standards for men in film and TV have changed, a theme shared with Identity quotes.
Is there a quote about a hairy pet?
Yes, one mentions a very hairy dog alongside Iceland horses and a guinea pig.
Do any quotes use hairy to describe something other than hair?
Yes, one calls a certain European approach dangerous and hairy, using it figuratively.
Are these quotes self-deprecating?
Some are, with speakers plainly describing themselves as hairy without much elaboration.
Is the tone of these quotes mostly humorous?
Yes, most lean toward light humor, similar to Humor quotes.

Others simply describe hairy pets at home, and one calls a certain approach to life dangerous and hairy, echoing Humor quotes on offbeat comparisons.