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The world still consists of two clearly divided groups: the English and the foreigners. One group consists of less than 50 million people; the other of 3,950 million. The latter group does not really count.

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

When people say England, they sometimes mean Great Britain, sometimes the United Kingdom, sometimes the British Isles, - but never England.

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

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Today's Quote

I fell like I'm a well-rounded football player.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

जिन्दगी ऐसे जियो के अपने "रब" को पसंद आ जाओ...
क्योकि दुनिया वालो की पसंद तो पलभर मे बदल जाती...

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

एक दिन संता की बीवी मजाक में बोली ,

बीवी – आप कितने भोले हो जी ,

संता – कैसे...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

It takes two men to make one brother.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

Jesus, create new avenues for me to earn better today. Let your glory show me how I can make better...

Prayer Of The Day