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Rabindranath Tagore Jayanti 2026
Like I always tell people, I don't pander to any audience, but you have to play to your audience.
Then, when I got in the military, I used to host - even in high school - I hosted the talent shows, and when I was in the military I would host all of our base Christmas parties and stuff.
I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my take on things that everyone can laugh at.
My comedy isn't going to solve problems; I'm not that deep.
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Today's Quote
Each year I host a leadership summit in my district, and my biggest advice to young people is get experience....
Quote Of The DayToday's Joke
टीचर – अच्छा बच्चों बताओ
ड्राइवर और कंडक्टर में क्या फर्क
होता है
पप्पू – गुरु जी,
कंडक्टर सो गया...
Today's Status
If someone tells you that you are ugly.. well, just be nice and say.. excuse me. I’m NOT YOUR MIRROR.
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Dear God, thank you for the overflowing blessings
you have poured out this morning.
Thank you for taking good care...
