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Like I always tell people, I don't pander to any audience, but you have to play to your audience.
Then, when I got in the military, I used to host - even in high school - I hosted the talent shows, and when I was in the military I would host all of our base Christmas parties and stuff.
I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my take on things that everyone can laugh at.
My comedy isn't going to solve problems; I'm not that deep.
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Today's Quote
My dad played junior college basketball, and he always showed me clips of Michael Jordan.
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
चलो अच्छा हुआ, जो तुम मेरे दर पे नहीं आए,
तुम झुकते नहीं और मैं चौखटें ऊँची कर नहीं पाता...!
Today's Joke
शिक्षक : इरादे बुलंद रखना चाहिए,
क्योंकि कहते हैं कि इरादा बुलंद हो तो पत्थर से भी पानी निकाला जा...
Today's Status
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
I’m seated in heavenly places in Christ Jesus, I rule over situations and challenges, and I’m victorious all the days...
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