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Like I always tell people, I don't pander to any audience, but you have to play to your audience.

Then, when I got in the military, I used to host - even in high school - I hosted the talent shows, and when I was in the military I would host all of our base Christmas parties and stuff.

I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my take on things that everyone can laugh at.

My comedy isn't going to solve problems; I'm not that deep.

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Each year I host a leadership summit in my district, and my biggest advice to young people is get experience....

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Today's Shayari

मुस्कुरा दूंगा सुबह तो होने दो
रात है भारी इसे कट जाने दो ...

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Today's Joke

टीचर – अच्छा बच्चों बताओ

ड्राइवर और कंडक्टर में क्या फर्क
होता है

पप्पू – गुरु जी,
कंडक्टर सो गया...

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Today's Status

If someone tells you that you are ugly.. well, just be nice and say.. excuse me. I’m NOT YOUR MIRROR.

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Today's Prayer

Dear God, thank you for the overflowing blessings
you have poured out this morning.
Thank you for taking good care...

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