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The need for an office sort of crept up on me.

I don't think I'd know if I were sitting next to Charles Schulz on an airplane.

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I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it.

I never sat down and said, you know, what the world needs is a good, sick cartoonist.

I remember one time watching a bird snatch a dragonfly out of midair and thinking, 'Gee, life can come to an end - crunch! - just like that.'

As for the reasons behind my retirement, they mostly center around simple fatigue and a fear that if I continue for many more years my work will begin to suffer, or at the very least ease into the graveyard of...

Don Martin was the one who really stood out. I really always loved his work. He was such a great artist.

I never have been able to understand where the humor comes from.

A lot of people think I'm going to be like someone who's stepped out of one of his own cartoons. And maybe I am. But I sure have a hard time analyzing it.

I've drawn some things that have fallen very flat.

Sometimes I'm convinced that one day I'm going to draw the cartoon that offends everyone, and that'll be the end.

I was so intrigued by insects and things that crawled or flew - I could spend hours by myself in a vacant lot.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in human history, largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel. This has resulted in a substantial and largely...

The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after...

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