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I don't think I'm angry. I'm horrified - powered by horror.

Comedians shame people.

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I've said jokes where I thought people might get up and hit me for this. A couple of people have thought about it. But they didn't. It gives you a lot of power, because if you're on shows where people...

I went through a brief phase years ago of getting Men's Health then I realised there are actually only three ways to do a sit-up and they're just repackaging it endlessly.

I read tons of comic books. My favourite is Grant Morrison, a Scottish comic writer.

I absolutely loathe adverts. I won't go into the cinema until 20 minutes after the film is due to start because there are so many.

The Internet shows me how limited my interests are - there's everything out there and I'm still looking at what the weather's going to be like in Scotland.

Comedy is a terrible way to meet women. It's certainly a way to start talking to them, but they always have preconceptions about you.

I've never felt any sense of kinship with other comedians; they've always seemed too needy.

I have some friends who are comedians but not many.

I don't believe I'm a recovering alcoholic - I'm someone who used to drink. AA comes from a religious movement and that whole thing of 'I'm always burdened with this' and the original sin idea. It's not like that for...

I just want to do something that I feel makes a difference.

I love the BBC and I think it's a really important thing.

The average British person would hear me doing my joke about Rebecca Adlington and realise there's no malice in it. It was an off-the-cuff ad lib.

British people have a really sophisticated sense of humour, because we're exposed to much more than Europeans and Americans, not least in our literary heritage.

I'm not cynical at all.

That's what I do in my stand-up. I work hard and hone the material and after a while audiences expect what I do to be good.

I think the most important things my book does is to give readers the address of George Monbiot's website and how to get hold of comic books by Grant Morrison.

I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.

People think that the Middle East is very complex but I have an analogy that sums it up quite well. If you imagine that Palestine is a big cake, well... that cake is being punched to pieces by a very...

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