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He that is proud of riches is a fool. For if he is exalted above his neighbors because he has more gold, how much inferior is he to a gold mine.

Quotes by Jeremy Taylor

Many thought it was a fool's errand - that the browser companies were never going to listen to us. Others argued that, 'Users don't care if you use Web standards.' Well, of course they don't. They just know that your site works better.

Quotes by Jeffrey Zeldman

It's not charming to go on a show and say, I dunno. It doesn't fool anybody. There's nothing glamorous about it at all.

Quotes by Jeff Goldblum

I have a past of making a fool of myself.

Quotes by Jed S. Rakoff

Everyone calls himself a friend, but only a fool relies on it; nothing is commoner than the name, nothing rarer than the thing.

Quotes by Jean de La Fontaine

When I first arrived, I likened Congress to being back in school again as a freshman. Well, just like school, we have an 'August recess,' but don't let the name fool you - it's not even close to a vacation.

Quotes by Jared Polis

In acting, you have to fool yourself - you mess with yourself into believing things.

Quotes by Janhvi Kapoor

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Quotes by James Thurber

Drama is easy to fool people with, but you can't trick people into laughing.

Quotes by James Ransone

He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.

Quotes by James Huneker

What we define as a bubble is any kind of debt-fueled asset inflation where the cash flow generated by the asset itself - a rental property, office building, condo - does not cover the debt incurred to buy the asset. So you depend on a greater fool, if you will, to come in and buy at a higher price.

Quotes by James Chanos

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.

Quotes by James Blunt

I am trying to do two things: dare to be a radical and not a fool, which is a matter of no small difficulty.

Quotes by James A. Garfield

We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every 10 minutes.

Quotes by J. William Fulbright

Any fool can write a novel but it takes real genius to sell it.

Quotes by J. G. Ballard

It's hard to argue with a coach who says, 'I just want you to work.' What can you say to that without making a fool of yourself?

Quotes by J. B. Bickerstaff

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Quotes by J. B. Morton

Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making a fool of himself.

Quotes by J. B. Priestley

Chavez made a compete fool of himself in front of the entire world while giving the U.N. a black eye. But the real losers are the Venezuelan people who have to put up with this unstable character every day.

Quotes by J. D. Hayworth

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

Quotes by Israel Zangwill

I was called fool's gold. That's what I was called in the draft combine. That's how I remember it. I took it personal.

Quotes by Iman Shumpert

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

Quotes by Ilka Chase

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

Quotes by Hunter S. Thompson

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

Quotes by Hugh Jackman

When emotion rules, every fool thinks that he is holy.

Quotes by Howard Jacobson

Fortune makes a fool of those she favors too much.

Quotes by Horace

The fool knows after he's suffered.

Quotes by Hesiod

Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, as long as money will last to buy it.

Quotes by Henry Kravis

A rich man without charity is a rogue; and perhaps it would be no difficult matter to prove that he is also a fool.

Quotes by Henry Fielding

Commend a fool for his wit, or a rogue for his honesty and he will receive you into his favor.

Quotes by Henry Fielding

One fool at least in every married couple.

Quotes by Henry Fielding

Membership of the United Nations gives every member the right to make a fool of himself, and that is a right of which the Soviet Union in this case has taken full advantage.

Quotes by Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Quotes by Helen Rowland

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Quotes by Helen Rowland

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Quotes by Helen Rowland

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

Quotes by Heinrich Heine

Speaking is the one trait in which woman is superior to man. Consider what happens when a couple argues. The man tries to talk to the woman. The stupid fool - he can never win.

Quotes by Harry Harlow

Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep the wise from trying.

Quotes by Harry Anderson

It's an old Elizabethan idea. The fool is the only one who is allowed to make fun of the king because he is a fool. I can say whatever I want about anybody else because I'm just an idiot talking - I'm not insisting that I'm any smarter than anyone else. It's satire.

Quotes by Harry Anderson

It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool.

Quotes by Harold MacMillan

And I love the twist. I love to fool you once, I love to fool you twice, and on the very last page, quite often - very last paragraph sometimes - I like to just play with your perception one more time in a way that makes everything that came before just a little bit different.

Quotes by Harlan Coben

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

Quotes by H. L. Mencken

I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.

Quotes by Gwen Stefani

That fame monster's a fool, man. It really is.

Quotes by Gucci Mane

Perhaps the most pernicious strain of contemporary criticism says one thing before it says anything else, says it to whatever historical event or cultural happenstance is supposedly at issue: 'You can't fool me.'

Quotes by Greil Marcus

I was a go-go dancer, too. I called myself 'Grace Mendoza' to fool my parents.

Quotes by Grace Jones

It took a lot of years for me to get comfortable, strutting my stuff, dancing like a fool, having that sparkly dress on that says, 'Here I am.'

Quotes by Grace Potter

In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.

Quotes by Giacomo Casanova

We avenge intellect when we dupe a fool, and it is a victory not to be despised for a fool is covered with steel and it is often very hard to find his vulnerable part.

Quotes by Giacomo Casanova

A healthy old fellow, who is not a fool, is the happiest creature living.

Quotes by Gerald Brenan

No man is so much a fool as not to have wit enough sometimes to be a knave; nor any so cunning a knave as not to have the weakness sometimes to play the fool.

Quotes by George Savile

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

Quotes by George Jean Nathan

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.

George Eliot

Making a fool out of yourself and putting it on the Internet is one of the best bonding experiences you could have.

Quotes by Genesis Rodriguez

As soon as you become afraid to make a fool of yourself, you're in trouble. I decided I may as well just see if I can live with myself making millions of mistakes and learn something from it.

Quotes by Gelsey Kirkland

As a child, I was a clown. I didn't hesitate to make a fool of myself and I would love to completely take on wacky characters.

Quotes by Gemma Ward

A lot of times, somebody will say something and it will give you a good title. So you carry a pencil with you and jot that down. You don't just write a song right quick, though. You fool around and work with it. You have to keep going over and over it and see if you can't write a song that means something.

Quotes by Gene Autry

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

The greatest misfortune of the wise man and the greatest unhappiness of the fool are based upon convention.

Quotes by Franz Schubert

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

Quotes by Franklin Pierce Adams

We should not fool ourselves. We are not one of the world's top teams any more.

Quotes by Franz Beckenbauer

Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.

Quotes by Frank Wedekind

People come out to see the players. When do you see a manager anyway? When he's out on the field arguing with the umpires, making a fool of himself and you know you can't win, and when he brings out the line-up card.

Quotes by Frank Robinson

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

Quotes by Frank Lloyd Wright

If I feel like I can't play ball anymore, I'll stop that day. I'm not a fool. I respect the game too much.

Quotes by Frank Gore

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.

Quotes by Francois Rabelais

Emotions can certainly be misleading: they can fool you into believing stuff that is definitely, demonstrably untrue.

Quotes by Francis Spufford

Emotions can certainly be misleading: they can fool you into believing stuff that is definitely, demonstrably untrue. Yet emotions are also our indispensable tool for navigating, for feeling our way through, the much larger domain of stuff that isn't susceptible to proof or disproof, that isn't checkable against the physical universe.

Quotes by Francis Spufford

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

Quotes by Francis Bacon

When I was much younger, I sometimes felt rejected by feminists because of an image that I sold because it paid the bills. Any fool could tell my hair is dyed.

Quotes by Felicity Kendal

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Quotes by Euripides

No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool. Writers, alas, have to be fools in public, while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.

Quotes by Erica Jong

You can't fool children.

Quotes by Eric Metaxas

A fool is a man who never tried an experiment in his life.

Quotes by Erasmus Darwin

When you're around some of the greatest minds in boxing, and you don't take something from it, you're a fool. I would just sit and listen to Don King talk all day, and everyone would be like, 'He talks too much.' I would tell them, 'No, there's wisdom in these conversations.'

Quotes by Eric B.

I think any writer is a fool if he doesn't do it for money. There needs to be some kind of incentive in addition to the project. It all goes together. It's fun to sit there and think of characters and get them into action, then be paid for it. I can't believe it when writers tell me 'I don't want to show my work to anybody'.

Quotes by Elmore Leonard

I think any writer is a fool if he doesn't do it for money. There needs to be some kind of incentive in addition to the project. It all goes together. It's fun to sit there and think of characters and get them into action, then be paid for it.

Quotes by Elmore Leonard

A fool too late bewares when all the peril is past.

Quotes by Elizabeth I

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

Elbert Hubbard

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

Quotes by Edward Young

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

Quotes by Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.

Quotes by Eden Phillpotts

Movies don't make people act a fool. People act a fool because they want to act a fool.

Quotes by Eazy-E

These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and in praise of God, and I'd be a damn' fool if they weren't.

Quotes by Dylan Thomas

Whatever talents I possess may suddenly diminish or suddenly increase. I can with ease become an ordinary fool. I may be one now. But it doesn't do to upset one's own vanity.

Quotes by Dylan Thomas

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.

Quotes by E. F. Schumacher

Man was made to be immortal; else, he could not survive being the fool he is.

Quotes by Douglas Southall Freeman

You may be able to fool the voters, but not the atmosphere.

Quotes by Donella Meadows

I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can't fool them.

Quotes by Donna Douglas

Communism was something so hideous that you had to be an exceptional conformist or a fool not to see the evil around you.

Quotes by Donald Tusk

But go on, valiant champion; you die not as a fool, though the apostate, unfaithful, and lukewarm ministers and professors of this generation think and say so.

Quotes by Donald Cargill

I've always made a fool out of myself.

Quotes by Dirk Nowitzki

There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool.

Quotes by Diogenes

I've never taken a lesson in my life, and I can play every instrument there is. I play by ear, but I can fool anybody into thinking I went to some conservatory of music.

Quotes by Dick Dale

I wasn't absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn't want to make a bloody fool of myself.

Quotes by Denis Thatcher

Nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damn fool.

Quotes by Dean Koontz

Some people have heard of The Method, which originally goes back to Stanislavski... he gave you six major pointers whereby you became that character and tried to fool your mind psychologically. That's it in a nutshell. Daniel Day Lewis is an example of somebody like that who stays in character between takes.

Quotes by David Wenham

Don't be fool's, don't be complacent, and stop being apathetic.

Quotes by David Pratt

A show like the 'Only Fool and Horses' Christmas special got 24 million viewers, so practically everyone in the country was watching. But of course it's a different world now, with so many channels. And those kind of figures are really difficult to achieve.

Quotes by David Jason

No one but a fool is always right.

Quotes by David Hare

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

Quotes by David Gerrold

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