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A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too big.

Good engineers are not born, they are Pre-fabricated.

Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them.

James A. Michener

I had no talent for science. What was infinitely worse: all my fraternity brothers were engineers.

Never let an engineer try to sell his stuff. It rarely works unless you are Akio Morita.

I’m an engineer, not a politician.

God made civil engineers, so architects can have heroes too!

Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park. But only Engineers know that park is called Jurassic Park.

Every day is an adventure when you are a Civil Engineer!

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Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of humor runs through this engineering collection?
In-joke humor about engineering-student life - exhaustion, all-nighters, and running gags about grades - rather than serious quotes about the profession itself.
Why search for engineering-specific status lines?
Engineering programs share a specific exhausted, deadline-driven culture, and these lines let students or grads signal recognition to anyone who's lived through the same thing.
What's a specific joke from the set?
One post lists three things you should never ask - a girl's age, a man's salary, or an engineer's CGPA - a running joke about a score nobody wants to admit. Related lines sit under Quotes and Art.

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