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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Today's Quote
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Today's Joke
डॉक्टर: आपके चेहरे का एक्सरे लेना होगा.
Ladki: एक्सरे क्या होता है?
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Ladki:...
Today's Prayer
God almighty, change situations for me to have more money in my life and ministry. Let lack be a forgotten...
Prayer Of The Day