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I wrote comedy sketches in college.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

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I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want...

I can't do impressions.

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.

I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show.

I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist.

It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is. In terms of formal schooling - I feel like that's a nineteenth century term - but in terms...

Improv is mostly what I've studied.

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.

One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.

When you start feeling the baby kick, you realize there's a person inside, and that pregnancy is very different from having a person you're responsible for for the rest of your life. I don't know what I'm doing, but then...

I joined an improv comedy group. Ours was named 'Quick Fire!' with an exclamation point. It was when I auditioned for that team and got on it and felt like... I'll just say I felt like I was good at...

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