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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen.

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I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

Purchased experiences don't count.

Technology favors horrible people.

Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

The future and eternity are two entirely different things.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long.

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.

I've got 911 on speed dial.

The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.

Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out.

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