Donkey Quotes

Playful lines about donkeys, on stage, screen, and in games.

Donkeys show up in unexpected places, a Nativity play, a video game leaderboard, even an animated movie casting story. These quotes gather the lighter, funnier side of the word. See also our Before quotes.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

Quotes by Will Forte

I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.

Quotes by Tatiana Maslany

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The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.

Quotes by Robert Novak

I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey.

Quotes by Michael Gough

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On 'Shrek,' Eddie Murphy was locked in as the donkey before we'd even designed the donkey.

Quotes by Kelly Asbury

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Quotes by George Herbert

Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.

Quotes by Erich Honecker

I adored 'Drop the Dead Donkey.' That show defined Channel 4 at the time; it was so inventive and off the leash.

Quotes by Ben Miller

My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah.

Quotes by Alejandro Jodorowsky

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Frequently Asked Questions

What kinds of donkey quotes are included here?

Mostly lighthearted ones, memories of playing a donkey in a school Nativity play, a mention of ranking on the Donkey Kong scoreboard, and a note about how Eddie Murphy was cast as the donkey in Shrek before the character was even fully designed.

Is there a quote about acting and donkeys?

Yes, one actor jokes that being an ordinary working actor means sometimes playing the back end of a donkey when work is scarce. It's a self-aware take on the less glamorous side of the profession.

Does any quote mention the movie Shrek specifically?

There's a quote noting that Eddie Murphy was locked in to voice the donkey character before the animators had even finished designing him, an interesting bit of behind-the-scenes trivia.

Is there a video game connection in these quotes?

Yes, one speaker mentions being ranked 29th in registered Donkey Kong scores, showing how niche gaming achievements can become a point of pride.

Where can I find more offbeat or playful quote topics?

Check out our Able quotes and Back quotes pages for more quirky, everyday reflections.

From an actor's self-deprecating joke about playing the donkey to a genuine Donkey Kong ranking, this collection stays playful throughout. Browse Able quotes and Clothes quotes for more.

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