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I never wanted to be an actor, and to this day I don't. I can't get a handle on it. An actor wants to become someone else. I am a song-and-dance man, and I enjoy being myself, which is all...

I'm really in retirement. My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.

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One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica. I went over there and spent the afternoon with them. And pumped him...

When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me.

All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play.

Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.

I watch 'Al Jazeera.' They have news that you can't find anywhere else. They do great documentaries, too.

I get little kids who recognize me from 'Mary Poppins,' and it just delights me because it's our third generation.

I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner.

I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.

I'm always announcing my retirement. I'm still not retired.

My wife, as proud as she was of me, hated show business for good reasons. There was something about the spouse always being pushed out of the way, shoved aside. She wanted to get away from it.

I got into a Broadway show before I ever sang and danced. I learned how after I got in the show.

I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

Emotionally, I'm about 13.

I've always been a bit of an orphan, because actors say, 'Well, he's more of a dancer.' And dancers say, 'No. He's really a singer.' And singers say, 'No. He's an actor.'

My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.

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