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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

I never dated much in high school or college.

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There's always something funny about men chasing women.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

Single guys get a bad rap.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

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