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I get so into the moment.
I'm a late-night guy.
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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