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The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of 'The Daily Show,' which back then was not called 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.'
Doing a daily show with Aamir will not make me miss Aamir. So no daily soaps with my husband.
I'm made of dead stars, I eat a lot of fruits, and I hate peak period travel, as opposed to my character on 'The Daily Show with Trevor Noah,' who is made of jello, eats vegan, and loves camping.
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.
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Today's Quote
I've gotten to know a lot of great people here in all the different sports. It's fun. It's fun to...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
देश के लिए कुछ करना है ये ठान के खड़ा है।
बंदूकों के आगे सीना तान के खड़ा है।
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Today's Joke
लड़की: मैं तुम्हारे प्यार में लुट गई, बर्बाद हो गई, बदनाम हो गई।
लड़का: तो पगली मे कोन सा तूम्हारे...
Today's Prayer
Father, I don’t want your presence to depart from me even as I close my eyes to sleep this night...
Prayer Of The Day