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The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters.

I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it's home - Texas is home. I've been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes me smile.

We grew up devout Catholics, so my trips to San Juan always include going to the churches that we used to go to and lighting candles and everything. Everything I do in San Juan is what I used to do with my mom, kind of as a tribute to her.

Looking back, I remember my family laughing a lot. We were never the kind of people that dwelled on hard times. My family laughs when things are tough. Growing up like that, I got used to making jokes about things that were difficult. So when I started doing stand-up, that's what I went towards.

A lot of my material was based on my family.

I'm not trying to represent the whole Latino community. There are too many different cultures, and Latinos will always say, 'My family doesn't do that.'

As a kid, I really wanted to have my own show. But when you grow up in poverty, people tell you nothing is possible. So I kind of gave up on that dream.

I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.

I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.

It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture.

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.

I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.

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