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Crap Quotes

Blunt, no-nonsense quotes using the word crap to make a point.

These quotes use the word 'crap' for blunt, unfiltered opinions, including one dismissing rankings as meaningless and another criticizing a style of rap music. The common thread is directness over diplomacy.

Most modern comedy is crap.

Quotes by Adrian Edmondson

The rankings - they don't mean crap, to be honest.

Quotes by Urijah Faber

I hate English kids rapping - complete crap.

Quotes by Tony Wilson

Climate change is crap.

Quotes by Tony Abbott

About Quotes

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

Quotes by Theodore Sturgeon

Being a woman is really crap.

Quotes by Siobhan Fahey

I'm crap at interviews. I'm just not very good at sentences.

Quotes by Rupert Graves

Everything government touches turns to crap.

Quotes by Ringo Starr

I was very much fascinated with the technology we had that we could edit in the computer our compositions, but all the sounds that were available on the market were crap.

Quotes by Miroslav Vitous

Acting Quotes

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.

Quotes by John Peel

I'm proud of all our records. Even the crap ones.

Quotes by Joe Strummer

Broadway is not about surprises. It's about rewarding the putrid, formulaic crap that makes Broadway Broadway.

Quotes by Hilton Als

When I first started acting, I was just crap.

Quotes by Heath Ledger

I just think political correctness is crap.

Quotes by Gary Oldman

Always Quotes

All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

Quotes by Emilio Estevez

The XCX really stands for 'kiss Charli kiss,' which is unbelievably crap.

Quotes by Charli XCX

I can't keep secrets for crap.

Quotes by Brett Eldredge

I don't give a crap about clowns.

Quotes by Blake Shelton

Being Quotes

There's so much crap talked about acting.

Quotes by Ben Kingsley

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the "Crap" quotes about?
These are blunt, dismissive one-liners where public figures use the word "crap" to reject rankings, music, climate change skepticism, or the overall quality of most things.
Why do people search for "crap" quotes?
The word is a quick, informal way to voice frustration or disagreement, so readers look for these quotes when they want a candid, no-nonsense way to dismiss something.
What does the quote about "ninety percent of everything" mean?
It's a cynical generalization suggesting that most output in any field — art, products, ideas — ends up being low quality, with only a small share worth attention.
Does the page include any quotes about sports rankings?
Yes, one quote dismisses rankings outright, saying they don't mean much, reflecting a common athlete's attitude that performance matters more than where a ranking places them.
Is there a quote here touching on climate change?
One quote flatly calls climate change "crap," presented here as an expressed opinion rather than a scientific claim, consistent with the page's collection of blunt personal reactions.

A couple of lines apply the word more broadly, with one calling climate change crap and another claiming most of everything is crap. For more plainspoken commentary, see Being and About quotes.