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We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind; and it didn't seem to matter.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

All students can learn.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.

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