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Rabindranath Tagore Jayanti 2026
If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.
I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.
No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.
A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.
When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.
The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.
You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.
You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.
There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.
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Today's Quote
Each year I host a leadership summit in my district, and my biggest advice to young people is get experience....
Quote Of The DayToday's Joke
टीचर – अच्छा बच्चों बताओ
ड्राइवर और कंडक्टर में क्या फर्क
होता है
पप्पू – गुरु जी,
कंडक्टर सो गया...
Today's Status
If someone tells you that you are ugly.. well, just be nice and say.. excuse me. I’m NOT YOUR MIRROR.
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Dear God, thank you for the overflowing blessings
you have poured out this morning.
Thank you for taking good care...
