Charlie Brooker Quotes

Most Famous Charlie Brooker Quotes of All Time!

We have created a collection of some of the best charlie-brooker quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Charlie Brooker Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

I haven't always been the kind of man who plays videogames. I used to be the kind of boy who played videogames.

We're inseparable, games and I. If you cut me, I'd bleed pixels. Or blood. Probably blood, come to think of it.

Popular Quotes Topics for You.

Games get a bad press compared with, say, opera - even though they're obviously better, because no opera has ever compelled an audience member to collect a giant mushroom and jump across some clouds.

It's hard to think of a single human function that technology hasn't somehow altered, apart perhaps from burping. That's pretty much all we have left.

We take miracles for granted on a daily basis.

'The Twilight Zone' was sometimes shockingly cruel, far crueller than most TV drama today would dare to be.

People tend to think I'm a lot more earnest than I am.

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic, and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

At 16, I was drawing cartoons, and I wanted to carry on being a cartoonist.

I can't rank anything. I mean, how could anyone possibly say what their favourite piece of music is? I don't have the ability or the desire to categorise things of that nature.

The sole purpose of a crown is to make anyone not wearing one feel like an insignificant pauper. They're obscene to the point of satire.

Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's 'Pokemon Go' for the heart.

I've scaled back my involvement with Twitter; it's too easy to get dragged into an argument.

Is hacking ever acceptable? It depends on the motive.

I liked that sort of thing, those one-off stories like 'Tales of the Unexpected,' 'Hammer House of Horror,' 'The Twilight Zone' and 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents.'

I'm not anti-technology at all, really.

Videogames are probably my first love.

I liked 'Making A Murderer,' 'Master of None.' 'Stranger Things' I watched along with everyone else in the world. 'Narcos,' I really liked 'Narcos' a lot.

I remember when I realised, as a child, 'That stuff on the TV about nuclear bombs is real! Why isn't everyone running around shouting 'Aaarrgghh'? Why are people still buying bicycle clips?'

I'm extremely neurotic; it's the way my brain is built.

Guys, we are trying to share Unique Charlie Brooker Quotes, so you will not get to read the same things again and again on our website. You can also share your favorites on Facebook or send them to a friend who loves to reading quotes.