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I haven't always been the kind of man who plays videogames. I used to be the kind of boy who played videogames.

We're inseparable, games and I. If you cut me, I'd bleed pixels. Or blood. Probably blood, come to think of it.

Games get a bad press compared with, say, opera - even though they're obviously better, because no opera has ever compelled an audience member to collect a giant mushroom and jump across some clouds.

It's hard to think of a single human function that technology hasn't somehow altered, apart perhaps from burping. That's pretty much all we have left.

We take miracles for granted on a daily basis.

'The Twilight Zone' was sometimes shockingly cruel, far crueller than most TV drama today would dare to be.

People tend to think I'm a lot more earnest than I am.

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic, and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

At 16, I was drawing cartoons, and I wanted to carry on being a cartoonist.

I can't rank anything. I mean, how could anyone possibly say what their favourite piece of music is? I don't have the ability or the desire to categorise things of that nature.

The sole purpose of a crown is to make anyone not wearing one feel like an insignificant pauper. They're obscene to the point of satire.

Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's 'Pokemon Go' for the heart.

I've scaled back my involvement with Twitter; it's too easy to get dragged into an argument.

Is hacking ever acceptable? It depends on the motive.

I liked that sort of thing, those one-off stories like 'Tales of the Unexpected,' 'Hammer House of Horror,' 'The Twilight Zone' and 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents.'

I'm not anti-technology at all, really.

Videogames are probably my first love.

I liked 'Making A Murderer,' 'Master of None.' 'Stranger Things' I watched along with everyone else in the world. 'Narcos,' I really liked 'Narcos' a lot.

I remember when I realised, as a child, 'That stuff on the TV about nuclear bombs is real! Why isn't everyone running around shouting 'Aaarrgghh'? Why are people still buying bicycle clips?'

I'm extremely neurotic; it's the way my brain is built.

I used to draw comics a lot. I was obsessed with 'The Young Ones,' and was massively into video games, although I was no good at them.

I've got a phobia about throwing up.

I don't know how, at an age when you're trying to put your identity together, how you cope with the pressure of a performance space, which is what social media is.

I'm quite techy and gadgety.

Technology is a tool that has allowed us to swipe around like an angry toddler.

I've got no attention span.

I wanna do some more goofy comedy stuff; I really enjoyed doing 'A Touch of Cloth.'

I'm looking forward to the 'Twilight Zone' from Jordan Peele... if anyone's gonna reboot the 'Twilight Zone,' then there's the man to do it.

I loved 'Get Out.'

With 'Hang the DJ,' I was concerned that it was more comedic and much lighter than we normally do for 'Black Mirror.'

On 'Black Mirror,' we don't tend to deal with big, powerful people, because when you look at a Weinstein or something, you think, 'Is he capable of feeling anything?'

The logical quandaries thrown up by well-meaning systems are clearly something that I find darkly amusing.

I think the problem we have as apes is we're asking far bigger questions than we could possibly process.

In the age of social media, everyone's a newspaper columnist, exaggerating what they think and feel.

Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.

Hopefully, some supervillain threat will come down, and we will have to unite as a species and fire our nukes into the sun or something.

If there's no point, then there's no point giving up.

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