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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

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We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with...

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

I have a great memory.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.

My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn't that great one week, we could always come back and apologize, you know?

On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing.

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

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