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'Community' is a comedy show, and one of the characters happens to be a Christian. I do think they have been very careful to make sure everyone is the butt of the joke for various reasons.

Quotes by Yvette Nicole Brown

Shorting saved my butt in 2008... Shorting kept me in the game. It generates cash when the market's crashing. And that's what you want when the market's crashing - cash.

Quotes by Whitney Tilson

I busted my butt all my life building companies.

Quotes by Wayne Huizenga

For me, I usually play the kick -butt, strong business type.

Quotes by Vivica A. Fox

I can go down to 145. I can kick everyone's butt there.

Quotes by Tony Ferguson

I'll tell you this: Tommy Morrison has a tattoo of Elvis Presley on his butt, he likes to hunt and fish, and his favorite movie is 'GoodFellas.'

Quotes by Tommy Morrison

I can work my butt off and create an album that's wonderful, but if it's never played and never given the outlet, it won't succeed.

Quotes by Tessanne Chin

I had that flying wheel tattooed on my forehead and on my butt.

Quotes by Ted Lindsay

Whenever I wasn't working, I had my butt back in normal school.

Quotes by Tahj Mowry

I like rhythmic things that butt up against each other in a cool kind of way.

Quotes by Stone Gossard

I grip very close to the butt of the racket. This allows me to get a lot of wrist action to create more spin and whip.

Quotes by Sloane Stephens

I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.

Quotes by Ryan Seacrest

Girls come up to me and start crying. Or they're so nervous, they are shaking. Some have tried to sneak grabs of my abs and my butt!

Quotes by Ryan Guzman

I know that drummers tend to be the butt of a thousand jokes, usually from the uninformed and untalented, but I always felt I had an important role.

Quotes by Roger Taylor

Every day growing up, I had this dream about the World Cup: I score the winning goal. In the final minute. With my butt!

Quotes by Roberto Baggio

Residuals from Australia, from the Mission Magic show, saved my butt. So there is a reason for everything.

Quotes by Rick Springfield

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.

Quotes by Richard Pryor

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.

Quotes by Reggie Jackson

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Quotes by Reba McEntire

We ignore our feelings a lot, I realize. Many of us have to... until they really bite us in the butt.

Quotes by Queen Latifah

I work my butt off to stay in shape, especially after having had a baby.

Quotes by Poppy Montgomery

A good jean that fits someone's butt right is just amazing. It's just classic.

Quotes by Petra Collins

Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It's one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.

Quotes by Peter Dinklage

I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.

Quotes by Pete Waterman

Trading is very competitive and you have to be able to handle getting your butt kicked.

Quotes by Paul Tudor Jones

It's always fun to put on bell bottoms and have your butt hanging out and hip huggers.

Quotes by Pam Grier

I probably only cried five or six times in my life and I think four of those times was from my daddy kicking my butt.

Quotes by Nelly

When I first met Salman Butt, he was a senior player, and he was a star for Pakistan, and I was a junior, but he had a very good image amongst the juniors. It wasn't that he was only nice to me: he was close to all the juniors, cracking jokes and socialising with them and being pleasant to them.

Quotes by Mohammad Amir

And anyway, modeling wasn't for me. I'm too short. I've got a big butt. It wasn't going to happen.

Quotes by Minka Kelly

My friends all tell me I was born with a horseshoe up my butt.

Quotes by Michael Trucco

If you want to act like a butthead, your butt is going to get locked up.

Quotes by Michael Nutter

I kid my friends who are golfers, and I say, 'If you ever hear me complain, hit me in the butt with a putter' because I have no reason to complain. Even on days when you don't like what you see in the paper, I have no reason to complain.

Quotes by Matt Lauer

With ballet, you're really focused on the inner thigh and butt and just lifting and lengthening everything, including your arms. You're not using weights, but holding up the weight of your own arms is a challenge.

Quotes by Mary Helen Bowers

These things I believe: that government should butt out.

Quotes by Lyn Nofziger

I've worked my butt off. That keeps my feet on the ground - I'm the same Luis Fonsi onstage and at home cooking an omelette in basketball shorts.

Quotes by Luis Fonsi

I've had editors over the years who couldn't find a clue if it was stapled to their butt.

Quotes by Len Wein

There's no offseason in this business. I'm just going to make sure I train my butt off in and out of the ring.

Quotes by Laurel Van Ness

To be very honest, I never thought I would graduate from high school. I got very lucky to get into an alternative high school, which really saved my butt.

Quotes by Langhorne Slim

I always mix it up. I do everything from yoga to running - StairMaster does wonders for your butt, ladies!

Quotes by Katie Cassidy

I really work on my abs. I'll do crunches, and I work on my butt.

Quotes by Karrueche Tran

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Quotes by John Wayne

When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking.

Quotes by Joe Gold

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Quotes by Jessica Simpson

I am constantly the butt of jokes.

Quotes by Jerry Reinsdorf

I definitely have hips, and I'm shorter, so I like to make my legs look longer. I'll wear shorts or pants that elongate my legs. I'm not a tiny, skinny toothpick. I definitely like to show off my waist and my butt.

Quotes by Jenna Ushkowitz

I have amazing parents and some really great friends that would kick my butt if I ever started acting different.

Quotes by Jane Levy

I'm vain. My arms are thin, but I'm vain about loose flesh. And so I'm careful that what I wear will show off my best parts, which are my waist and my butt.

Quotes by Jane Fonda

Exercise has its hazards. Runners are sidelined by shinsplints, freestylists by swimmer's ear, and who hasn't heard of tennis elbow? But the fitness buff of the '90s has a far greater worry. StairMaster Butt.

Quotes by Jake Tapper

In the X-Men the women are so strong and sexy! We really kick some male butt!

Quotes by Halle Berry

I worked my butt off.

Quotes by Glen Campbell

Yes, I did some rewrites of the show as some of the stuff was not very good and I worked my butt off to make it something that the audience liked and that I could be proud of.

Quotes by Gil Gerard

I've got a big mole on my butt. It's true.

Quotes by Gedde Watanabe

I have a personal trainer who comes over at least four times a week and kicks my butt. I get so sore that I can't even walk.

Quotes by Eva Longoria

I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.

Quotes by Eugene Levy

I've been at Chelsea five years and been the butt of many jokes. And I give it back sometimes. That is the beauty of team spirit in a healthy dressing room. I'm not a sensitive, precious person.

Quotes by Eniola Aluko

Don't compare yourself to anybody. I did that a lot when I was younger. I was so insecure about my butt.

Quotes by Elsa Hosk

Like a kick in the butt, the force of events wakes slumberous talents.

Quotes by Edward Hoagland

Although I'm shorter, all of my weight I carry in my back and my butt. That's where most of my weight is.

Quotes by Eddie Alvarez

Hard times are when a man has worked at a job for 30 years - 30 years - and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say, 'Hey, a computer took your place, daddy.' That's hard times!

Quotes by Dusty Rhodes

There is no way I could have played fourteen years in the NFL if I didn't work my butt off on the practice field perfecting my technique or spend hours upon hours in the film room studying defenses.

Quotes by Donald Driver

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

Quotes by Dennis Quaid

I need savory sauces, stews and pastas. I can't live without pastas. My butt, you can tell I like to eat.

Quotes by Debi Mazar

I'm not making any excuses. I got my butt kicked in certain games.

Quotes by David Wells

In order to drill into young men the need to stay alert and stay alive, I used to punish offenders with my fists, boots and rifle butt, and with stockade time.

Quotes by David Hackworth

There aren't plus-sized teens represented in film who aren't made the butt of a joke.

Quotes by Danielle Macdonald

You can have a good time and kick some butt - they're not mutually exclusive.

Quotes by Dana Loesch

I've been working very hard off-off-off-off-off-off-off Broadway and doing little films and really sweating my butt off in tiny little black boxes.

Quotes by Dan Fogler

I'm not a prude. On the set, they called me 'Butt Naked.'

Quotes by Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Whether there's 100 people or 100,000, we bring our 'A' game every single time. We're full-speed on stage. We kick the audience's butt.

Quotes by Coy Bowles

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.

Quotes by Christie Brinkley

I have a little half-Asian butt, and the more I work out, the more I try to get it bigger, it's just going to get flatter and harder.

Quotes by Chrissy Teigen

Men and Pilates - it's like the hardest thing on the planet to them! They're not used to getting those muscles. Core and butt and stuff - they're so confused.

Quotes by Chrissy Teigen

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

Quotes by Chris Martin

What woman wants a camera following around her naked butt?

Quotes by Charlotte Ross

For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to it.

Quotes by Charlaine Harris

Anorexia is a response to cultural images of the female body - waiflike, angular - that both capitulates to the ideal and also mocks it, strips away all the ancillary signs of sexuality, strips away breasts and hips and butt and leaves in their place a garish caricature, a cruel cartoon of flesh and bone.

Quotes by Caroline Knapp

I just know what I want, and I'm willing to butt heads with folks to get it.

Quotes by Carlene Carter

As a female there aren't too many characters that are very empowering, and there's something very empowering about Lara Croft. She kicks butt and she does it in style. She's confident and she's educated.

Quotes by Camilla Luddington

I considered myself very lucky after 'Baghdad Cafe,' and I have 'The Shield.' In every genre, I've kicked butt at some point. I'm real happy.

Quotes by C. C. H. Pounder

We are always going to be influenced by America... I watched the word 'bum' go out and 'butt' come in. And part of me says, oh that's a shame, but Aussie boys are still Aussie boys.

Quotes by Bryan Brown

People can't stand the fact that, yes, we were models, but now we can kick anyone's butt in the ring.

Quotes by Brie Bella

I usually have lots of energy, so I couldn't believe how pregnancy put me on my butt.

Quotes by Brie Bella

I'm not trying to be this cool girl. If you're trying to be something you're not, it's slowly going to bite you in the butt.

Quotes by Bella Hadid

I try to do Pilates when I can all year around and I also like to swim a lot. I also have a trainer that kicks my butt when it's needed.

Quotes by Behati Prinsloo

Rob and I both have this strange sense of comedy which always involves us being the butt of our own jokes.

Quotes by Ayda Field

I kick butt on karaoke with any Journey song!

Quotes by Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

I love ripped jeans! They are flattering. I'm very petite, so I think they make my butt look lovely.

Quotes by Ariana Grande

I've gotten my butt kicked by the best. Jet Li beat me up the best, but Steven Segal can still kick a good butt. It's a different kind of kicking, though.

Quotes by Anthony Anderson

Sitting on my butt waiting on opportunities won't do me any good.

Quotes by Amber Liu

Tattoos, cornrows, headbands, hip-hop. I never meant to start any trends. I got my butt kicked, but if that meant that the guys who came after me could be themselves, then it was worth it.

Quotes by Allen Iverson

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.

Quotes by Alice Walker

I love to do lunges because I don't want my butt to start sagging. I say that to my trainer all the time; he thinks I'm nuts.

Quotes by Ali Krieger

When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy - that's what my fiance says.

Quotes by Ali Larter

Anyone who walks out on stage, whether he's eight or 80, they'll go, 'Oh, Alesha, he'd be good for you.' I'm the butt of the single jokes.

Quotes by Alesha Dixon

I have a Brazilian trainer here in New York and we do a Brazilian Butt Lift workout.

Quotes by Alessandra Ambrosio

Any time I'm in the gym, I'm training my butt off.

Quotes by Adrien Broner

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