Booger Quotes
Awkward honesty turned into good humor
These booger quotes turn small, embarrassing moments into honest, funny reflections on self-consciousness and public awkwardness. For more lighthearted commentary, see the Dysfunctional quotes.
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
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I was just sitting in Target, just getting over my cold. I blew my nose and I see these people looking at me and kind of whispering and pointing. Finally, I went, 'Is everything okay? Did I do something wrong?...
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