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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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