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You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

Life's a pitch, then you buy.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

I love beautiful wood.

Long live your laundry!

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

I've done well for myself.

The infomercial business has been good to me.

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

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