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I'm not much of a joke writer.

It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do.

The one thing I did know - because I've seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about - is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car.

I guess I'm weirder than I thought, particularly as I think about me as a dad.

I listen to the Avett Brothers all the time. I find their music interesting and introspective.

I probably get most of my inspiration through music.

When I was a kid, I was mostly pretty sane. I've gotten more hypochondriacal.

My best parenting advice would be not to take the job too seriously. Teach your kids to be nice, and everything else falls into place.

Dan Aykroyd is a comedy icon and one of my idols of all time, but I also know that he's an incredibly great actor.

I think there's nothing better than a comedy that also is not afraid to have those heartfelt moments.

Melissa and I both say we don't write very good jokes.

Really hard laughs, they've gotta make you live longer or something.

I have a couple of really hard, weird laughs every day.

I can safely speak for Melissa when I say both of our plans when we moved to L.A. was probably very similar, which was, 'If I can make any kind of a living doing something I really enjoy, then, hooray.'

So much of improv can be really long, and that's kind of what makes it funny.

It's much more fun, I think, to watch something physical than just heads talking to each other. I like watching people fall down and push each other.

Since I was a kid, I've always loved hanging out with females.

If you are trying to be happy and trying to be kind, you've already won.

I think giving yourself permission to be weird is amazing. After all what does it mean to be normal?

I think 'weird' is an interesting way to say 'unique.' It has a strange connotation, but weird is good. If you embrace your weirdness, you'll be on the way to becoming who you are.

I like to grill, like a standard guy. I like to grill steaks and fish.

I'm an optimist at heart.

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