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Atheists Quotes

Witty quotes exploring belief, doubt, and atheism.

These Atheists quotes play with paradox and wordplay around belief, including one line suggesting that, in some sense, everyone disbelieves in beliefs they don't hold, and another joking that even God doesn't believe in atheists.

God doesn't believe in atheists.

Quotes by Ray Comfort

I don't believe in atheists.

Quotes by Neal Boortz

We are all atheists.

Quotes by Kenny Hickey

My parents are like religious atheists.

Quotes by Alex Clare

Frequently Asked Questions

Do these Atheists quotes take a side on religion?
No, they're presented neutrally, mostly using humor and paradox rather than arguing for or against belief in God.
What does 'we are all atheists' mean in this context?
It's typically read as pointing out that everyone disbelieves in some gods or beliefs, making the label relative rather than absolute.
Is there a joke involving God and atheists?
Yes, one quote humorously claims that even God doesn't believe in atheists, playing on the paradox of the label.
What does 'religious atheists' mean as used here?
It describes parents who follow atheism with the same devotion or structure often associated with organized religion, a somewhat contradictory but common description.
Are these quotes meant to be taken literally?
Not entirely — most rely on wordplay and paradox to make a point about belief rather than stating a strict philosophical position.

A more personal quote describes parents as religious atheists, a phrase that captures how contradictory or complicated personal belief systems can be. Together, these lines treat the topic with humor rather than taking a side.