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When I was eight or nine, I wrote a new version of 'Peter Pan' for the school play. They didn't use it - I imagine it was unperformable - but as recompense for not doing my script, I was offered...

Because comedy is cheap to put on: if you've got a play or an opera, there's a whole load of people and a set, but comedy is just one man or woman. And because TV has learned to love comics...

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I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

I've been trekking the hills and lanes of the British countryside for nearly four decades now and I've come to associate my passion with overexcited poets rather than pampered painters.

Sky and clouds and trees and little figures relaxing in the perfect rural rhythm of their surroundings: these are the staples of a Gainsborough landscape.

The Romantic poets were the prototype ramblers, and I've often found myself following in their footsteps - although perhaps not all of their footsteps since a typical walk for Samuel T. Coleridge might last two days and cover 145km.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

The best way to prepare for a night out with a Shakespearean tragedy is to do a bit of reading up in the afternoon, eat a light supper - perhaps Welsh rarebit - and then arrive early to do some...

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

It is London fashion week, and once again I haven't been invited to any shows. This is upsetting given my well-known love of fashion, or, as I think of it, playing with the dressing-up box.

Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?

A female friend who caught me watching Fashion TV reckons its audience is largely made up of slobbering men who are just taking a break from the appalling Men & Motors channel. I don't agree.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

Every generation of children has its private hero.

The Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact.

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