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If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

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People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night.

I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I'm not good at it.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

I always find something to keep me busy.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it,...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not ambitious.

I live in the moment.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

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