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People get really turned off by feminism.

I'm insanely close to my sister.

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Some men's magazines are just downright offensive.

I am not a racist.

I am very into making up my own rules.

I can't hide my feelings. I'm efficient. I've always been that way.

I like people who are predictable.

I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I'm wearing.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

I want people to live to their full potential, not to hold themselves back because of insecurities, and especially not women. I see too much of that.

I love watching TV.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I'm super grateful that there wasn't social media when I was a kid, but that sort of self-doubt crept in at a young age. It's bullying. It's the comments here and there, and maybe somebody says something to you that...

My regimen is I wake up, usually around 8:30, brush my teeth, and splash water on my face.

I have a healthy relationship with food. My problem is, as a comic, I eat dinner late. But I'll have a smoothie for breakfast every morning, and I keep it pretty low-carb and healthy during the day. At night, I'll...

What's good about not being a model is that it's not the thing I trade on. Once I start looking older, that won't affect me. I have never gotten anything done because I'm, like, so gorgeous. I'm good-looking enough that...

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