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American Express Quotes

Commercials, cards, and bills

These American Express quotes recall a run of TV commercials, including fast-food spots alongside Commercials for American Express itself.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

Quotes by Peter Ustinov

Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was off on some guest spot that I didn't even want to do... and I got talked into doing it.

Quotes by Patrick Warburton

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial.

Quotes by Luke Benward

I did a couple of American Express commercials.

Quotes by Jason Dohring

American Quotes

My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.

Quotes by J. Michael Straczynski

I'm a firm believer in karma. By doing good, good things eventually find you. I don't have an American Express Black Card, but I like to think that I would if I could fill it with karma points.

Quotes by Chieh Huang

It turns out that American Express honors recurring payments even if the vendor is unable to supply an accurate card number and expiration date. An Amex phone representative said this is a feature, not a bug, which makes sure my...

Quotes by Barton Gellman

Frequently Asked Questions

What kinds of commercials are mentioned alongside American Express?
The quotes mention a mix of fast-food ads alongside American Express spots, describing a busy commercial career.
Is there a joke about spending with an American Express card?
Yes, one quote jokes that a house looks decorated by a teenager with a platinum American Express card, poking fun at impulsive spending.
Why did one speaker say they made an American Express commercial?
They joked that the only reason was to pay for their own American Express bill, adding self-deprecating humor. Related content is in Bills quotes.
Did more than one person mention doing multiple American Express commercials?
Yes, one quote specifically recalls doing a couple of American Express commercials.
What tone do these American Express quotes take?
They're mostly lighthearted, mixing career reflections on commercial work with playful jabs at credit card spending.

Others joke about spending habits, comparing a home's decor to a teenager armed with a platinum card, and admitting the commercial work mainly covered the bills.