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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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Today's Quote

I have been under assault by the liberal media in the United States.

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Today's Shayari

उसकी चाहत का और क्या हिसाब दू.....
मैंने बिंदी भी लगाई तो अपने बाबू के आँखों में देखकर ।।

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Today's Joke

लड़की अपने दोस्त से “फ्री हो क्या मुझे बाजार तक जाना है...

और मेरी स्कूटी खराब हो गयी है”

लड़का:...

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Today's Status

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.

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Today's Prayer

Fill my heart with joy and gladness that will make my health spring forth. Fill my days with pleasure and...

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