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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
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Today's Quote
Pittsburgh's home. This is where it all started. This is always going to be home. I always have to get...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
तुम सादा-मिज़ाजी से मिटे फिरते हो जिस पर...
वो शख़्स तो दुनिया में किसी का भी नहीं है...!!
Today's Joke
संता ने वोडाफोन के ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया ,
वोडाफोन से – हेलो सर ,
आपकी क्या कम्पलेंट है ?...
Today's Status
Photography to me is catching a moment which is passing, and which is true.
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
My Lord, bring me into greener pastures today. Make me see opportunities with money miracles for me in Jesus’ name.
Prayer Of The Day