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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

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My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time.

I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.

I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.

I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.

I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.

My daughter became a teacher right out of college.

Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn't do the only job they're supposed to have, the only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.

If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want.

You can't change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.

Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality.

If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn't...

We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it's uncomfortable to talk about.

Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

If you use Facebook - as I do - Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a...

You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections - the presence you've spent years establishing on the world's dominant social...

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