20 Famous Brilliant Quotes by George Bernard Shaw

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.