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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.

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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I'm really funny now.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

I'm here today because I hated everything else.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches...

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