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I was always taught how to dress for the occasion.

I once did a flip-flop joke in San Diego, and I got booed... but it's all in good fun.

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I go to Vegas now, and I'm in the casino, and I'm gambling, and there's a guy in a wet bathing suit gambling right next to me.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at...

I've never seen a weirder group of people than at the post office. It looks like people are crawling out from under rocks to go to the post office.

You go into Wal-Mart, and you see stuff you typically wouldn't see anywhere else.

I don't like a lot of clutter.

My idea of fun would be to review the customers. I could give some customers one star, so that restaurateurs would know when they walked in not to serve them.

That's how my family bonded - eating and telling stories.

Food is kind of the conduit that brings people together.

Everybody seems to be wasting their time online. There is such a narcissistic attitude. It's such a strange world.

People come to a show, then they go back to their neighborhood, and it has become like word-of-mouth. Everybody loves to turn somebody on to something. It kind of just snowballed.

My mother saw the magazine, and she was like, 'You made it.' I've been on Showtime and Comedy Central, but none of that matters - all that matter is that she sees me in 'People!'

I'm a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities.

I grew up in an immigrant household with an Italian father who came to the U.S. when he was 15.

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