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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.

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The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved.

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.

Everywhere I go, people know who I am.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't cool.

The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me.

When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.

I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

I miss working with great actors, working with great directors.

I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.

We all have a past; it's just that my past is out there for all to see.

I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm...

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