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In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but the thing that I enjoy most is the difference between all of them, because you're always learning. I...

You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat.

I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were...

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've...

When things are going well, I can't write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times, though, it's like fishing.

You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.

I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.

I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?

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