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My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

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I love my jokes.

The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.

Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when...

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.

There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And...

America, I appreciate you liking me.

You can't get un-famous. You can get infamous, but you can't get un-famous.

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.

I'm an introspective dude.

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