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New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

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I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind; and it didn't seem to matter.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

All students can learn.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.

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