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Birthday Quotes

Quotes for candles, cake and one more year of life.

From witty one-liners to heartfelt reflections on getting older, this collection has a birthday quote for every mood and every person on your list. Need something punchier for a photo? Try our Captions page. We have created a collection of some of the best birthday quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Birthday Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Quotes by Douglas Coupland

It was a big pleasure to play a Grand Slam match on my birthday.

Quotes by Dominic Thiem

I filed a brief as a friend of the court in the U. of Michigan to keep affirmative action at the U. of Michigan, which I attended the law school. And I was one of the original sponsors of making...

Quotes by Dick Gephardt

I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.

Quotes by Diane von Furstenberg

The summer before my third year of law school, I worked at a law firm in Washington, D.C. I turned 25 that July, and on my birthday, my father happened to be playing in a local jazz club called Pigfoot...

Quotes by Deval Patrick

I guess I could say I'm an actor, which I am, but that sounds like I'm putting down being a movie star, which, let's face it, is what I've become to many people. For myself, I'm a guy who was...

Quotes by Dennis Quaid

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.

Quotes by Denis Waitley

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

Quotes by Demetri Martin

My mom had me at 16 and took me every place she went. I remember going on peace marches. She tried to take me to Woodstock - it was pouring rain. It was on my birthday, and I was crying...

Quotes by Debi Mazar

I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters.

Quotes by Debbie Macomber

My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.

Quotes by David Ulevitch

When I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom's camera and make a movie parody for whoever's birthday it was. When I'd show it them,...

Quotes by David Henrie

The great children's author and illustrator Shirley Hughes marks her 90th birthday by appearing as Michael Berkeley's guest in 'Private Passions'.

Quotes by David Hepworth

If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it.

Quotes by David Horowitz

I left school on my 15th birthday.

Quotes by David Bailey

I started with Katie, a doll I got on eBay on my 10th birthday. I don't use her anymore. I've got a new Katie now, a real ventriloquist's puppet.

Quotes by Darci Lynne Farmer

A little before my 10th birthday, I was like, 'Can I please have a puppet, Mom and Dad?' They were like, 'No. You are a singer, not a ventriloquist. You have three brothers, and you're in gymnastics. There's no way...

Quotes by Darci Lynne Farmer

My mum, she loves a bargain hunt. You can't buy her anything expensive. I remember I bought her a diamond bracelet for her birthday. I was being a nice son! She told me to take it back.

Quotes by Daniel Sturridge

I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.

Quotes by Daniel Handler

We kind of look at music as something very natural in people's lives. I mean, most of us can relate to music in some sort of shape and form, and if you think about it, most of us remember the...

Quotes by Daniel Ek

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