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Birthday Quotes

Quotes for candles, cake and one more year of life.

From witty one-liners to heartfelt reflections on getting older, this collection has a birthday quote for every mood and every person on your list. Need something punchier for a photo? Try our Captions page. We have created a collection of some of the best birthday quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Birthday Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

I was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I found out that I had missed lunch, I gave such a shout that the Earth stopped and spun...

Quotes by Jon Scieszka

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

Quotes by Johnny Vegas

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I...

Quotes by Johnny Vegas

I'm a humungous Browns fan. My 30th birthday was actually at the Browns' stadium.

Quotes by Johnny Gargano

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's...

Quotes by John Oates

There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.

Quotes by John L. Phillips

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Quotes by John Glenn

You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.

Quotes by Joe DiMaggio

The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation's birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in...

Quotes by Joe Barton

I always knew that good stuff would come along when I was older. So when I was 18, I longed to be 30; when I was 30, I longed to be 50. I've always looked forward to my next birthday.

Quotes by Joanna Lumley

If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going to do anything, do it awesome.

Quotes by Jimmy John Liautaud

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.

Quotes by Jill Clayburgh

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.

Quotes by Jesse Plemons

If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I'm meant to give birth, I will.

Quotes by Jessi Klein

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Quotes by Jesse Jackson

All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. I'm into every kind of cookbook and anything...

Quotes by Jesse McCartney

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

'Down on Me' can't showcase my true talent. 'Birthday Sex' was robotic. When I perform it, I can't give you this church feeling I know I can give.

Quotes by Jeremih

You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over...

Quotes by Jennifer Lopez

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.

Quotes by Jeff Dunham

Some of these lines come from writers and celebrities looking back on their own birthdays, others are simply meant to be shared. If a quote feels too serious, our Jokes collection lightens the mood. Guys, we are trying to share Unique Birthday Quotes, so you will not get to read the same things again and again on our website. You can also share your favorites on Facebook or send them to a friend who loves to reading quotes.